Oh all right. I'm seeing Jude Law's Hamlet this weekend.
But only because I'm getting comped in by the producers. They seem to think that a positive review from me might help business.
The last time I gave a play a positive review was when I saw Marlowe's The Maid's Holiday. Bets thing he ever wrote. Two days later it got censored, a week later all its copies were destroyed, and today only Marlowe scholars know the name of it.
That's what a positive review from me will do to a play.