Tuesday, November 3, 2009

In Case You Were Still Wondering

Everybody keeps asking me when I’m going to see Jude Law’s Hamlet.

I have no intention of seeing Jude Law’s Hamlet, or anybody else’s Hamlet for that matter.

I will not see another production of Hamlet until somebody actually does the play I wrote, as opposed to the play that a bunch of stage-illiterate professors have created from the various drafts of what I wrote.

1 comment:

Molly said...

That sounds fair intellectually, but in reality it just means you won't watch your own play. Ever. For the rest of .... whose life?